Chapter 99 Or falling asleep
Sunlight pours obliquely from the cascading eaves, and uneven spots of light fall on the ancient paths. The ancient wooden bridge spans the river, and the river flows slowly and quickly through the bridge piers.
The chirping of birds in midsummer is endless in the mountains.
When Satoru Gojo came out with his long legs, Yayoi stopped the car on the opposite side of the pontoon.
The man with his hands in his pockets raised his eyebrows, with a habitual frivolous arc at the corner of his mouth. He looked at Yayoi thoughtfully and opened his mouth, wanting to accuse someone of letting him go.
He who pigeons others, always pigeons him, he has always been pigeonholed by others, but today he was actually pigeonholed by others. In the twenty-eight years since he was born, among the people who had the courage to beat him, there was only one red-haired person.
Before the words she wanted to say came out of her mouth, Yayoi had already jumped over from the other side of the floating bridge. She stepped on the old wooden bridge and made a series of thumping sounds.
The scorching sunshine made the river water shine. Satoru Gojo stood quietly at the other end of the pontoon. The green trees above his head cast strong shadows under his feet. The hand in his jacket pocket subconsciously slipped out.
The footsteps stopped suddenly in front of him, and the red color almost crashed into his arms, but the car stopped abruptly just a short distance away, and the red hair fell into his face.
Satoru Gojo: "..."
I hate that you are a piece of wood.
"Are you okay? Did the old man inside give you a hard time?" Yayoi grabbed his hand, and warm body temperature continued to flow from the touching skin.
"Those old men have no conscience at all." Satoru Gojo's voice was very gentle, so gentle that it made people think that he had taken the wrong medicine. "So every day he thinks about embarrassing the young and promising Great Teacher Gojo."
There was not much accusation in the words, and there was not much accusation in them, but Yayoi suddenly heard the accusation in it. Not only was he late, but he also allowed a poor cat to do whatever he wanted by taking advantage of his age. Rotten oranges who don’t do good things.
Yayoi's conscience hurt again last night.
"I'm sorry." Yayoi lowered his head and apologized honestly, "I shouldn't have let you face an old man who doesn't do good things alone."
He looked downcast, like a cat that had done something wrong, with his head hanging down, and his red hair twirled along the hairpin, spinning into a small hairpin.
Satoru Gojo couldn't help but raised his hand and touched the small hair curler, round and round, the hair rotated around the hair curler, and the hair was soft and smooth as fine silk.
Yayoi still lowered her head. She decided that she was the one who did something wrong. Satoru Gojo is the "victim" in the movie. If he wants to scold her, let him scold her to vent his anger. She will never talk back.
A person is useless if he doesn't get scolded. As long as he doesn't scold him too much, she will never retaliate or hit him. Isn't it just a scolding? bring it on!
Yayoi waited for a long time but didn't wait for Satoru Gojo's curse. The other person's attention was temporarily attracted by her hair. His fingertips touched the position of the hair, swirled around the hair, and traced the hair in circles with his fingertips. The vortex on the top of the head, one after another, is light and soft, like the touch of a cat's flesh pad.
...Why haven't you scolded me yet?
Yayoi looked up in confusion, but Satoru Gojo's hand on her head moved to the back of her head.
Yayoi's pupils were shaken. It turned out that today she was not only scolded, but also beaten!
Satoru Gojo held the back of her head, and his warm breath fell on her hair. The numb and warm feeling penetrated into the blood along every hair strand. Love is the most twisted curse, and the most twisted curse penetrated the top of her head. Every strand of hair travels along the blood vessels throughout the body and is engraved in the bone marrow.
The boiling bird cries stopped abruptly, the water flowing through the bridge piers stopped rising and falling, the flow of time stopped, and consciousness was separated from reality.
Miwa Kasumi, who wanted to catch up with the most powerful magician who almost made the old man angry to death, take a photo and get an autograph, ran out of the old house in a hurry. What she saw was a red-haired woman holding her hair under the lush green shade. The target person of the kiss.
Miwa Kasumi:! ! !
The girl with distinctive blue hair quickly stopped the car, quickly pulled her behind the wall, and carefully exposed her head to watch.
Originally I just came here to take a group photo, but I didn't know that I would be able to see such a big melon.
Girlfriend?
Is it a girlfriend?
So close and affectionate, she is not a girlfriend, she can only be...
The blue-haired girl suppressed the crazy raised corners of her mouth and tried to maintain a serious facial expression. After Brainstorm stopped the car, her eyes focused again. The man and woman in front of her had disappeared from sight.
The girl who looked left and right but saw no one came out from behind the wall and put up an awning to look around, "Where are the people?"
Miwa Kasumi, who had been looking for a long time but couldn't find anyone, sighed and said slightly frustrated: "I originally wanted to catch up and ask for a photo..."
"Do you admire Satoru Gojo?" A familiar voice came silently from behind, with a very casual and frivolous tone.
"I worship him. He is the strongest spellcaster in the world of magic. It's right to worship him, right?" Miwa Kasumi replied subconsciously, "But I didn't expect to see this scene. That red-haired lady... "
"What's wrong with that red-haired lady?" The voice behind her was gloomy. The scorching summer sun made Sanlunxia think of a haunted cemetery where the moon was dark and the wind was high.
Goosebumps all over her body danced crazily. Miwa Kasumi raised her arms and wiped her cold arms with her palms.
Satoru Gojo found that the girl's reaction was very nervous. After thinking about it for a while, he said thoughtfully, "She should be the girlfriend."
Satoru Gojo: "..."
Full marks.
"wrong."
Satoru Gojo: "...Huh? What's wrong?"
If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I'll kill the rotten orange inside and pay my debts.
The little girl made a fist with her right hand and punched it on the open palm of her left hand. Suddenly, she said, "Didn't you realize? They are more like...a couple than a man and woman in love."
Satoru Gojo: "...You are right."
There are still talents in this Kyoto school.
"It's secret that Mr. Gojo is married!" The girl's eyes were burning with the fire of gossip, and she looked like "I'm in love with this couple."
Satoru Gojo: "...I think so."
This girl has such a rich imagination.
…
Wait, it’s not impossible to marry first and then love.
Satoru Gojo felt enlightened.
Satoru Gojo rubbed his smooth chin repeatedly and began to think about the feasibility of this matter. The prerequisite for completing this matter was to deceive people into filling out the marriage term.
As we all know, the six eyes are a cheating artifact and a brain-consuming trick. For people with six eyes, it is a prerequisite for the brain to be able to flexibly process the huge flow of information taken in. Now, it is necessary to be able to flexibly process the huge flow of information taken in by the six eyes. The information flow brain has already brainstormed 16 specific plans for the above actions.
When Satoru Gojo's mind reached the seventeenth point, Miwa Kasumi realized that Satoru Gojo was standing behind her. Satoru Gojo, who didn't feel guilty at all, picked up the collar of Yayoi's back, which was hidden in the bushes, as if he was holding a little kid. Like the skin on the back of a cat's neck, he easily picked up the person and placed him in front of him.
Miwa Kasumi got a photo of the three of them as she wished, and happily left jumping up and down with it in her hand. She vaguely heard a voice of thanks from Satoru Gojo behind her, but when she turned around, there was no one there.
"Forget it." The girl stuffed her phone into her pocket with satisfaction.
The moment the phone was put into her pocket, a majestic roar shook the sky. The familiar roar made Milunxia's fingers tremble uncontrollably, and the phone almost fell out of her pocket.
"Xiao-Gao-Tian-"
The hoarse roar shakes Qiong Yu, like the iron hooves of thousands of horses trampling down.
Miwa Kasumi: "..."
…
On the other side, the long stick was spinning in his hand. The owner of the long stick unceremoniously poked the head of the person on the ground with the stick, and said impatiently, "It's so noisy, please be quiet!"
"Otakada——"
Most of the body was submerged in the soil, buried like an oak radish, with only one head exposed. Todo Aoi was hysterical.
"Isn't this guy's brain damaged by Yayoi?" The panda dug the shovel into the soil and started digging.
"Salmon." Toge Inumaki, whose face was half covered by a thick collar, nodded in agreement. At the same time, he stepped on the shovel dug into the ground, pried the shovel upward, and dug up a layer of soil.
"What's going on?" Maki Zenin stabbed Todo Aoi in the face with a stick, "I remember this guy is a first-level conjurer, right? Can't he crawl out of the ground?"
"Kotakada——" shouted hoarsely jpg.
"Takada, just rest in peace here!" Maki Zenin's forehead veins popped out.
"Otakada——"
Maki Zenin: "..."##
If it weren't for this guy 'Little Takada' who kept stopping and affecting training, the devil would have come to dig him out!
"Calm down, Dongtang." Panda, who was diligent in digging people, said while digging, "The little Takada you are talking about is a popular idol, right?"
I heard Yuta Okkotsu say a little bit before that there is a die-hard fan of Takada in the Kyoto campus.
"That's right." Todo Aoi, who was roaring hoarsely just a second ago, miraculously calmed down, and her eyes full of meaning fell on the black and white round figure, "You too..."
"No, I'm not." Although he didn't know what he was going to say, Pangda felt that denying it right away was the right choice. Seeing Dongtang Kui's fierce expression for a moment, Panda spread his hands helplessly, "I'm just a panda."
Todo Aoi: "Yes, you are not human."
Panda: "..."
Are you polite?
At this moment, Panda felt that the most correct choice was to shovel him down and silence him forever.
"Today is Kotakada's individual handshake meeting!" Todo Aoi was very serious and serious, "Otakada will shake hands with the fans one by one."
"So?" Maki Zenin, who is not star-struck, didn't understand.
"I'm going to attend an individual handshake meeting!!" The gorilla's expression turned ferocious at one point, and he roared up to the sky, "Kotakada——!!"
Maki Zenin: "..."
Maki Zenin put away the stick, "Then you climb up on your own! Who wants to waste time here for you! Muscular Gorilla!"
"I can't do it." Aoi Todo, who was scolded as a muscle gorilla, was unexpectedly direct. "That woman removed my important joints, including wrist bones, ankle bones, shoulder blades...the joints that support the movement of my limbs. was removed."
The three first-year students stopped talking, and the surroundings fell into a strange silence. In the hot air, only the sound of cicadas, turned up stone bricks and sand on the ground were left.
Three pairs of eyes with six eyes focused on the gorilla's head, which was only exposed on the ground. The shadow of the soles of the feet covered the gorilla's head.
"Although I didn't feel any magical power on her, she is very strong. She has intuition and strange powers that are beyond ordinary people." Todo Aoi laughed softly, with most of her face sunk in the shadows, smiling. Yin said with a sense of satisfaction that the trip was worthwhile, "Interesting, she is the person with the strongest physical skills among the people I have met so far. Although there is no Yi Gu in this exchange meeting, she should be better than me. It’s more fun to imagine.”
The wrist bones and shoulder blades were removed, and the "Injustice Game" that required clapping as a condition to activate the spell could not be activated. After the opponent punched the person into the ground, he picked up Megumi Fushiguro, whose head was full of blood, and scooped up the large bowl on his head. Nobara Kugisaki, who was carrying a bag, rushed to the vocational medical clinic, leaving a hustle and bustle behind him.
Maki Zenin: "..."
Toge Inumaki: "..."
Panda: "..."
Just now I was barking like a fool, and now I suddenly become serious, which is really annoying.
Maki Zenin, who had the strongest mobility, showed no mercy. He stabbed the muscular gorilla in the face like a radish with a stick, directly twisting the person's face.
"You're laughing your ass off, that's our assistant coach!" Maki Zenin looked disgusted.
"Nani?" Todo Aoi's eyes trembled, "So..."
"Yayoi won't be participating." Pangda, who was holding a shovel, added, "She is Satoru's assistant. The exchange meeting is a competition between students."
"...Yi Gu, you'd better come back." Dong Tang Kui said with a decadent face.
"Asshole!" Maki Zenin hit him with a stick, "Shut up."
"Xiao Takada, I'm going to be late for the personal handshake meeting! If I change to the wrong bus and fail to catch up, I and your Tokyo school will be incompatible with each other!! Dig me out quickly!!" The gorilla buried in the soil showed no ferocious expression. , the penetrating gaze almost penetrates people.
Panda: "...Shut up and don't stop us from digging you out."
"If we dig you out in time, you can still make it to the handshake meeting." Panda said.
Dong Tang Kui: "..."
Shut up jpg.
The two second-year students who worked diligently to dig out people couldn't dig out the people in the end. Halfway through digging, Satoru Gojo, who was attracted by the screams of tears and blood, stepped forward with his big... Long Legs, when he saw Todo Aoi buried in the ground and the second grader who was made disgraced by each other, he almost fainted with laughter and took crazy photos with his mobile phone.
Maki Zenin: "..."
Toge Inumaki: "..."
Panda: "..."
It was impossible to hide the murderous look in his eyes.
Yayoi pulled the person out of the ground like a carrot, touched the person's limbs a few times, and then connected the joints with a few 'clicks'.
After holding her neck and moving her neck a few times, stretching her hands, kicking her legs, and moving her limbs a few times, Todou Aoi was satisfied. Her eyes fell on Gojo, the big cat who was paralyzed into a cat cake and laughing non-stop on Yayoi. With 0.01 seconds It took time to react.
The big discussion about ○ fetish back then is still vivid in my mind. Yuta Okkotsu already has a fiancée, Satoru Gojo——
"I like red-haired ones, little ones."
"But she should be in good shape when she grows up."
Todo Aoi's meaningful gaze fell on Yayoi, and she realized.
I originally thought that my strongest ○ habit would be extremely boring, but everything is unexpected.
"Satoru Gojo, I admit your quirk! You are indeed the strongest!" The gorilla gave a thumbs up to Satoru Gojo, who was smiling like a cat, and quickly ran into the canteen, picked up the coat thrown on the ground and ran away , went straight to Kotakada’s individual handshake meeting.
Before leaving, I said I wanted to borrow the public bathroom in the college.
Maki Zenin: "..."
Toge Inumaki: "..."
Panda: "..."
The two of them cast a blatantly disdainful gaze on Yayoi, who was slumped into a cat pie, and unanimously said, "Pervert!"
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The author has something to say:
Gojo Cat: Grievance jpg.
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution between 2022-01-09 00:24:12~2022-01-13 00:07:08~
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