Chapter 74 Listening to Deer Ming
Yuji Itadori had a strange dream.
In a strange dream, he and a sea urchin were chased and beaten on the head by an alien creature that looked like a "curse". They were beaten all over their heads. When his brain became hot, he swallowed a thick and long finger.
Don't ask him what that finger tastes like, it tastes terrible.
vomit--
After swallowing his finger, he seemed to be shirtless on the rooftop of the school, hugging the moonlight and letting out a series of weird laughter. His sister was so angry that she slapped him loudly and threw him to the ground. When the little tiger came to his senses, When she found out that she was shirtless, she was very angry. He seemed to have turned into a flower-picking demon who couldn't sleep in the middle of the night and was so energetic that he had to go everywhere to pick flowers.
Little Tiger: Shocked jpg.
Although the truth will be late, it will not be absent. It turns out that the flower-picking thief is not himself, but another person who wants to pick flowers under his shell. Oh no, the other person may not be a human.
Wait a minute, that bastard is trying to hook up with three people without authorization. Rounding things off, isn’t he the one who hooked up with three people?
Little Tiger: The scumbag is actually me.
Then Mr. Gojo, who was wearing an eyepatch, popped out of nowhere and told him that the thing he swallowed was a thousand-year-old special curse - a finger with two faces.
Little Tiger: I just want to vomit.
"So, you are now a vessel for the two-faced Su Nuo!"
Mr. Gojo's cheerful voice sounded in the dream, and Yuji Itadori was so horrified that he sat up from the bed like a corpse in a coffin.
The familiar room, the familiar bookshelf, the comic books and magazines on the bookshelf, the poster of Jennifer Lawrence on the wall, even the smell in the bedding room is so familiar.
The curtains were not closed, and golden light flowed in through the gaps. Fine dust rose and fell in the air stained by the sun's light, hazy like mist in the mountains.
Faintly, you can still hear the crisp chirping of birds outside the window, as well as the soft calls of wild cats.
This is his room.
Yuji Itadori breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and opened the curtains. The warm and soft sunlight filtered in, flowing like a stream on the smooth floor.
The boy held his head, which was slightly in pain. He didn't know why his face hurt, "It was indeed a dream. How could something like an alien be possible..."
Clang——
After a sound, the door to the room was slapped open and banged against the wall.
"Good morning, Yuji!"
Satoru Gojo, wearing an eye patch and a black high school uniform, opened the door energetically.
The little tiger weathered like cracked plaster on the spot in the clear and bright sunshine of the morning.
"Would you like breakfast? Want breakfast?" Satoru Gojo was as active as a big cat with too much energy, looking here and there, "Yayoi made me breakfast before going out. It's delicious, super delicious~ If you don’t eat, I will eat your share~”
Yuji Itadori let out a wailing sound on the spot, hugged his head and squatted under the window sill, crying.
Little Tiger: Mask of Pain jpg.
Little Tiger: The nightmare has come true.
Little Tiger: I want a time machine.
Yuji Itadori hugged his head, his brain in a state of shutdown.
…
At the breakfast table, Yuji Itadori saw Megumi Fushiguro with a bandage on his head and a black uniform. He had a slumped face with a bandage on his face, and there were light bruises under his eyes. Apparently he had not slept well last night. Not good. When he saw Yuji Itadori coming out of the room, he paused and then spoke politely.
"Good morning, excuse me." Megumi Fushiguro said.
As for Mr. Gojo next to him, he seemed to be in a very good state of mind. Maybe it was because he had stayed here for one night. He was very familiar with his house, and he quickly used the gas stove to heat up the cold breakfast.
"Come and have breakfast~" Satoru Gojo happily greeted the two children to eat.
Yuji Itadori: "..."
This is obviously my home, why do I feel like he is the owner here?
Megumi Fushiguro: "..."
Have some face.
Yuji Itadori felt that he needed to calm down, but his sister was not at home now. His only support was the gray fox at home, so when the little tiger got up and passed by the fox den, he fished out the Geto fox who was listening carefully to the wall.
Yuji Itadori told Geto Fox very seriously, "My sister is not at home now, and we are the only ones at home relying on each other."
Suguru Geto:? ? ?
WTF?
The floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room were open slightly, and the breeze blew into the room silently, carrying broken leaves. The gentle wind surged, and it seemed that the warm morning sun was also brought in.
It's late spring and early summer. It's not midsummer yet, and there's still some mildness of spring left in early summer.
Broken leaves blown in by the wind lie quietly on the floor of the living room. The light and shadow are stagnant in the wind, and the incomplete veins of the leaves are reflected in the sight.
"Mr. Gojo, where has sister gone?" He fell asleep in a daze last night. From the time he got up until now, Yuji Itadori has not found Yayoi.
With so many things happening, my sister is also very confused, right?
Yuji Itadori thought while holding the fox.
"Yayoi went to take care of the funeral." Satoru Gojo replied, "I went to school to resign by the way."
"Resign? Why?" Yuji Itadori was stunned for a moment, and then asked subconsciously.
——Grandpa, I want to be a teacher because there are many things I still don’t understand.
Yuji Itadori thought of last spring, when his grandfather fell ill. The gentle and clear spring sunshine poured in from the window. The cherry blossoms outside the window were clustered together and covered the branches. His sister was sitting by the window, red. Her hair is as bright as fire and as bright as the morning sun.
Vaguely, he knew that part of the reason why his sister would go back to Sendai to attend high school was because of himself and his grandfather. His sister always liked to be active in places with him and his grandfather. When the elementary school was over, he would often see her at the school gate. A touch of bright red. Grandpa told her many times, openly and secretly, that she didn't have to stay in Sendai, she could go further. When birds grow up, they all have to leave the nest. But she listened, but did not do what her grandfather wanted.
Although she has not been a teacher for a long time, Yuji Itadori clearly feels that her sister is not opposed to this job and enjoys it. She does not plan to resign in a short time.
But why——
"Well, let's not talk about that first." Satoru Gojo curled his lips, "Let's talk about you first, Yuji."
"Me?" Yuji Itadori pointed at himself, looking confused, "I..."
Yes, he has become a container.
After Satoru Gojo briefly explained to him what happened last night, he reached out and fumbled a few times into the paper bag placed on the table, and found a long object tied with a strip of cloth.
"That's it! Two-faced Sunuo's finger!" Satoru Gojo shook his finger.
"Didn't I eat it?" Yuji Itadori was stunned.
After hearing this, the Geto fox couldn't help but glance sideways at the little tiger who was not picky about food. During these days living in Itadori's house, he deeply realized that this guy with a single-digit body fat percentage could not only eat but was also not picky about food. He didn't expect that he would be so brave that he would even dare to eat Liang Miansu Nuo's fingers.
Geto Fox: Good guy, you are the first monkey I have ever seen who dared to swallow a special magic item alive, but congratulations, you successfully stood out from the monkey group and evolved into a human.
"You only ate one of them." Satoru Gojo explained to him slowly, "There are twenty fingers like this. If you eat one of them, there will be nineteen more."
"Twenty sticks?" Yuji Itadori paused, "plus toes? Then what I eat won't be..."
Hey, did he eat fingers or toes last night? How disgusting.
"No, no, no." Satoru Gojo stretched out his finger and shook it, "Rangmian Sunuo has four hands in total, so what you eat is your finger."
"Oh, that's great." Little Tiger breathed a sigh of relief.
It’s not the toes you eat, that’s great.
Suguru Geto: "..."
Megumi Fushiguro: "..."
What a fart, this person really has a problem with his brain, is this the focus of his attention? !
"So, congratulations, you are going to be sentenced to death." Satoru Gojo made a scissor hand gesture with a refreshing smile.
"Hey, it turns out it's... no?! Why am I going to be sentenced to death?" Yuji Itadori was shocked, "Because I swallowed those two pieces..."
"It's not Liang Tan, it's Liang Mian Su Nuo." Satoru Gojo corrected him very seriously, adding at the end, "Although Liang Tan Somen is a suitable code name for Liang Mian Su Nuo, young man, you are very creative."
Megumi Fushiguro: "..."
WTF? The latter one was simply something you came up with yourself, right?
Geto fox: "..."
Dogs can't change eating shit.
Geto the fox kicked his legs, his legs were a little numb after being held for a long time.
"Oh." Yuji Itadori touched the fox and scratched the hair on the back of his head, "Su Nuo's fingers."
"Although it's the death penalty, I helped you get a reprieve." Satoru Gojo folded his hands on the back of the chair and said with a smile, "You are the little red-haired brother after all."
"Suspended, does it mean that it does not need to be executed immediately?" Yuji Itadori paused.
"Yes~" Satoru Gojo put his fingers on the dining table with a very casual attitude, as if it was not a big deal, "Because the curse is too powerful, the two fingers of plain noodles cannot be destroyed. Curses can be Getting stronger as time goes by..."
"Teacher, it's a double-edged sword." Yuji Itadori couldn't help but remind him.
"Don't worry about these details." Satoru Gojo waved his hand and continued, "The existing sealing techniques cannot keep up with the speed of the curse becoming stronger, so we need you, the boy chosen by fate, Yuji!"
"As soon as you die, the curse in your body will also die!" Satoru Gojo reached out and pointed at Yuji Itadori. In an instant, his tone was full of solemnity and solemnity.
Yuji Itadori: "..."
I don’t know what to complain about at all, was I chosen by fate to die together with two plain noodles? It doesn't make people happy at all.
Megumi Fushiguro: "..."
As expected, this adult is still unreliable at all.
Geto fox: "..."
Just outrageous.
"But, the old people above us are too timid." Satoru Gojo sighed, "They are all talking about killing you."
"But it's such a pity." Satoru Gojo said, while doing nothing, he pulled the fingers that he had thrown on the dining table and played with them.
The fingers wrapped in the sealing cloth moved up and down. After falling, they were immediately thrown into the sky. Satoru Gojo threw them in his hands like a toy. The man turned the chair over and sat casually leaning on the back of the chair. , with his legs crossed, looks a bit like a bohemian delinquent.
After early morning, the sunlight outside gradually became brighter. The sun's disc hung high in the sky, and the leisurely wind carried warmth. In such weather, even if you were wearing a short-sleeved shirt and wandering outside, you would not feel cold.
But Yuji Itadori felt that cold sweat was secreting from the skin on his back bit by bit.
The air seemed to stop flowing, the birds chirping outside the window quietly stopped, and a strange silence expanded in the air.
What broke the silence was Satoru Gojo's chuckle.
"A vessel like you that can withstand the curse may not be encountered again in the future." Satoru Gojo said slowly, "So I suggest that we have to kill them anyway. It is better to wait until you have eaten all the fingers before killing them."
"The boss agreed." Satoru Gojo finally stopped tossing his fingers and threw them back into the paper bag, "So, you have two choices, one is to burp immediately, and the other is to burp after eating your fingers. "
Yuji Itadori: "...Isn't this all a fart?"
"Don't worry about these details." Satoru Gojo held his chin in a cute manner, "Anyway, Yayoi and Kei both hope you live longer."
Yuji Itadori glanced sideways slightly, his gaze lingering on Megumi Fushiguro, who still had a bandage on his head. The latter turned his head away unnaturally, a bit refusing to communicate.
"...Sister?" Yuji Itadori returned his gaze to Satoru Gojo, "Teacher, you and sister have known each other for a long time, right?"
Satoru Gojo said, "Yes, we have known each other for a long time. We have known each other for a long time."
Yuji Itadori's bean eyes said, "Huh?"
"I don't know if you remember, but we were in trouble together." When talking about this, Satoru Gojo didn't blush or breath.
Yuji Itadori:? ? ?
The little tiger shook his head.
Megumi Fushiguro:? ? ?
What the hell did you do behind your back outside?
Suguru Geto: "..."
Damn, is there anyone here? Come and beat him to death.
Satoru Gojo curled his lips regretfully, "Well, it's not important anyway."
Megumi Fushiguro: "..."
Suguru Geto: "..."
You said it's not important anymore, so why bother talking about it?
"Your sister is a little red-haired girl who values her family very much." Satoru Gojo held his chin and looked out the window, "That's why she listened to my words and resigned to go to a magic college."
The green leaf branches hanging from the eaves are green and swaying in the warm wind. The sunlight pouring down together with the branches and leaves falls on the stone slabs of the yard, illuminating the ravines of the stone slabs clearly and smoothly.
Satoru Gojo's eyes gradually became lost in thought, "Although she is confused, I am sure that she values you very much. She regards you as her family member from the bottom of her heart, and she will do whatever it takes for her family."
Yuji Itadori was stunned, "But..."
But I still don't want to involve my sister.
"It's useless if you don't want to involve her." Satoru Gojo smiled, "She will walk in on her own, and your sister is a magician herself."
"Thirteen years ago, when she was still a twelve-year-old little red-haired girl, she had to fight a special curse spirit for her mother and cat, hehe~" Satoru Gojo added, when saying this , there was still a smile on his face that gave Megumi Fushiguro chills.
"Huh?" Yuji Itadori was confused, "When did sister become a magician?"
Is his sister so popular?
"Otherwise, where do you think the chain she used to tie the two piles of plain noodles came from? It's her own technique." Satoru Gojo said angrily, "It's too much. She has a technique and doesn't tell others. It’s all related to this and she didn’t tell me!”
The two teenagers and one fox across from him were so disgusted by this guy who was 190+ years old and called himself "other" like a high school girl that his whole body was covered in goosebumps.
"Yuji, don't think about dying now." Satoru Gojo's voice deepened, "There are always some people who want you to live a long life."
The faucet on the sink was not tightened tightly, and the dripping water exploded on the bottom of the sink. After breaking, it burst out like flowers. The sound of ticking echoed in the kitchen. The smooth porcelain plate contained sunshine like clear water.
The alarm clock next to the TV was ticking, and from the corner of his eye he saw a photo. The old man, girl, child and cat in the photo were clearly reflected in his sight.
Yuji Itadori pursed his lips and said, "I choose to burp after eating my fingers."
Megumi Fushiguro: "..."
Suguru Geto: "..."
There is no need to repeat the options so rigorously!
Satoru Gojo snapped his fingers with satisfaction, "That's really great! Let me explain in advance, if the Su Nuo in your body goes crazy, I will be responsible for making you burp."
"Then you'll have to beat me to death when the time comes, Mr. Gojo!" Yuji Itadori was full of energy and his eyes were bright.
"Okay, I will definitely beat you to death!" Satoru Gojo gave a thumbs up.
Megumi Fushiguro: "..."
Suguru Geto: "..."
Yes, there is another person with abnormal brains in the world of magic.
Clang——
With a sound, the door of Itadori's house was violently kicked open. The three of them turned around and saw Yayoi standing at the entrance with fierce eyes and a dark face. His red hair was raging like fire. The opponent's destructive death beam fell directly on Satoru Gojo.
"Who are you going to kill?" The deep voice was like the growl of a large carnivore swallowing in its throat.
Satoru Gojo: "...I can explain."
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